Snort Worthy Quote

From Mark Hemingway (Via The Corner on National Review Online):

They randomly found her on a call-girl Web site? Man, I would have liked to have been in the newsroom when that story assignment went down. "Listen, we need to talk to every high-dollar hooker on the eastern seaboard, like yesterday. Get on it, people! Err, you know what I mean. I don’t care if everyone in the news division spends the rest of the week on parts of the internet where it’s a good idea not to roll down the window, find me a prostitute… who knows Eliot Sptizer! Now get your minds out of the gutter and start calling all those ads in the back of The Villiage Voice. Remember if it says ‘full service,’ they’re not checking your tire pressure."

*snort*