I must confess that I find things like this humorous.
First off, John Stewart did a tribute to Alan Colmes’s departure from the show:
Well, Hannity is not one to be insulted and responded:
Jon Stewart addressed Colmes’ departure on The Daily Show Thursday night (video below), recruiting washed-up 80s pop duo Darryl Hall and John Oates to offer a farewell ditty to the departing Colmes set to the tune of “She’s gone.” The lyrics included this verse: “Alan please don’t go. You’re the only non-douche bag on that show!”
Said Hannity: “I was actually thinking of Jon [Stewart] as a co-host but I needed someone who could be smart and funny without 50 writers and two has-been rockers who are badly in need of Botox.”
Meeeeeooowwwww! Nothing like a bunch of guys acting like women. Nothing at all. 
(Source: Media Bistro via HotAir Hotlines)
