I have been reading with mild amusement and slight concern about some other Bloggers adventures in dealing with the wonderful white stuff in the cold north that we call snow.
Yeah, I know, I linked to Ed, even if he did insult my dad. 
But it’s a new year, and I am not one to hold a grudge for long.
Anyhow, I just got back in from driving around the corner to get some hamburger buns for supper; I might be a recovering liberal, but I like my beefy hamburgers. Anyhow, I was out there, let there be no misunderstanding; it is freaking COLD here in Michigan! (Currently 14 Degrees!) My Dad, whom has a heart of pure gold; (although he drive me nuts at times!) let me borrow his big coat and gloves, I wore my trusty dusty, Handy Dandy, Chevrolet cap on the ol’ bean. I looked like the Great Nanook of the North out there! 
Anyhow, I did have a bit of misfortune. I was trying to release my windshield wiper from my frozen windshield with my ice scraper, so, the wipers would work, and prompty broke the stupid thing. Smooth move there. 
Thankfully, the wiper was on the passenger side of the car. I did make it around the corner, and got said buns, and got my rather frozen hairy behind back in the warm house.
Al Gore can kiss my rather obese, hairy, happy-go-lucky, white behind! Next time I hear a damn Moonbat liberal opining about Global Warming, I’m just gonna pop him in the mouth. Come live in Michigan right and talk that idiot crap. I dare ya.
It’s going to be one long winter season, and I’m already tired of it. Oy!
As a life long liberal, I must add that I will not give up my red meat willingly. Let the bastid’s take it from my cold dead hands! Just for the record, I’m also pro second amendment and gun owners rights even though I do not own any guns.
I am however in disagreement with ya sir on global warming. Scientist are talking about average temperatures increasing percentages of a degree incrementally over the course of decades and centuries.
Careful with your reply, I’m a liberal with many friends with many guns… LOL!!!
Loved the post my friend.
*Waving White Flag*
Point taken.
Can I come out from under this desk now?
Thanks for the comment.
-Pat