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July 3, 2009, 1:30 pm
New G.O.P Ad: “Where are the jobs?”3 comments to New G.O.P Ad: “Where are the jobs?” |
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I heard a caller on Limbaugh describe how the BO administration got its “jobs created and preserved” numbers.
The caller runs a small manufacturing firm. After they’d filled an order, he got a form sent to him by the government — because the order had been paid for by stimulus money. The form asked how many jobs had been created by the order, and how many had been preserved by the order.
Since the order had made no impact whatsoever on his workforce, the guy put 0.
He got a call from a government official explaining that he couldn’t put 0. The guy pointed out that he’d not hired anybody to fill the order, nor had he been facing the prospect of laying anybody off prior to the order. It had neither created nor preserved any jobs at his company.
The official explained that he was supposed to include *anybody who had worked on the order at all*. Evidently including the receptionist who answered the phone, the clerk who processed the order, the guy who ran the machine to make the stuff, the guy who packed the box, and whoever slapped the postage on it and shipped it off!
So the guy said, “One”, since obviously SOMEBODY had to have worked on it. “But it’s one too many,” he told Rush, since the number of jobs preserved was, as he’d originally answered, zero.
Figures lie and liars figure.
I can believe it.
Thanks for the comments.
Welcome to the “United States of Kenyan Dictatorship” and to the “Obama Recession” all rolled up into one (or dare I say “The One”) !!!???