Please note: This posting is entirely satire and not to be taken seriously by all parties mentioned. If you do, you might hurt yourself.
How much would YOU pay to see these two lovely Ladies mud wrestle?
It seems that local Detroit, Michigan area Blogger Debbie Schlussel and Pamela Geller are at it. Go here to read about it.
I propose a mud wrestling match; to be held in a neutral spot; say maybe Robert Stacy McCain’s backyard. At the end, we’ll just throw in Robert Spencer for good measure. I would volunteer my own backyard; but it is much too small for all that craziness.
Of course, I would handle the concessions; being that bastard capitalist that I am. I could just see that now:
“Programs, get your programs… You can’t tell a Kippah from Schvitz without a program!”
