Michael Enright: I am a Patriot and I want my Mommy!

Oh my goodness….:

The crazed film student charged with knifing a Muslim cab driver insisted to arresting officers that he was “a patriot” – and then whined for his mom.

“I am a patriot and I want representation,” Michael Enright, 21, said after his Aug. 25 arrest for slashing Ahmed Sharif while riding in his taxi.”

Police records released during a court appearance Wednesday show the baby-faced attacker incoherently claimed he cut the cabby in self defense – and then said he was targeted because he’s Catholic and Jewish.

“That man just tried to rob me, he wanted to rob me, I used self-defense,” Enright allegedly told cops during his arrest. “He was holding me against my will. What did I do wrong? I just came back from Afghanistan.

“I need my mother.”

Enright spent 35 days in Afghanistan in May filming a documentary about front-line troops.

“You’re prosecuting me because I’m Irish Catholic,” he told cops.

Minutes later, Enright told cops, “I’m Jewish, you are going to ruin the entire Jewish race by locking me up.”

He also admitted to drinking “a pint of Scotch \[whiskey\]” earlier that day.

“Asalaam alaikum, do you like salami and bacon?,” the young man asked an officer.

He accused another cop of allowing Muslims “to blow up buildings in this country.”

via Michael Enright, crazed student charged with stabbing Muslim cabbie, told cops he was a ‘patriot’.

But yet, they call me a damned mentally unstable Neo-Nazi. Last time I checked; I have not stabbed any Muslims, nor cab drivers. This dude needs to be put under the jail. He gives sane white Americans —- a very bad image. šŸ™„

Then again:

Michael Enright - What a farking loon!

He does have the Momma’s boy look thing going on. Not to mention the scared shitless white dude look. šŸ˜›

Here is hoping that they put this moron where he belongs —-in jail —- for a very long time; and with any luck, he will be the pivot man, in a Arab prisoner circle jerk. If you know what I mean, and I think you do! šŸ˜†